body art, custom t-shirts
In Uncategorized on November 26, 2008 at 3:36 pm

why, dear lord, why?!?
Dear Man full of tattoos,
Let me just be frank: this frightens me. Not because it’s scary. But rather, because of the permanency of such a drastic action. Why, I ask you, WHY would you do this to yourself?! What sort of satisfaction do you derive from achieving this full-body experience? There is no mistake, its a beautiful portrait, full of color and excitement, I don’t know where to put my eyes next… so much to see! Wait, is that hair I see in the crack of your bum? Oh my.
Now, I’m not trying to judge you. You have every right to do to your body what you see fit. I only ask you these probing questions out of fear that you will someday regret such a drastic display of art. Will you still feel such a loving affection towards a full canvas that will have undoubtedly, er, stretched and aged? Will you not look back and think “gee, maybe I should have gone with something bit smaller, or perhaps a bit less permanent.”
Let me take this handy opportunity to add a little plug for my business, which may have helped you express yourself a bit more enterchangably. At Brand X Custom T-Shirts we make custom one-off t-shirts. You could provide such a beautiful piece of artwork and we could have put it on a t-shirt or other type of apparel. One of the great things about this: You can take the t-shirt off. You can change your art everyday with a new t-shirt. So keep us in mind next time you need to show off some colorful art.
Yours Truly, Charles
P.S. We do Bandannas, too, which make great face masks. Perhaps a better choice before you tatt your face?